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Thursday, 23 April 2026

Alpine Terror

"He is from the old country -Barcelona!" ought to put up a red flag.  Some unusual dialect that cannot be understood ought to put up a red flag.

No, a holiday booking is a holiday booking.


Your companion thinks the whole situation is odd and decides to investigate -and gets a rather brusque response from one of the staff.  Red flag anyone?

Then you find out -aliens!!!  Yes, the unusual appearance and language spoken is all down to the hotel owner and staff being aliens out to launch a biological attack against humanity.

Annoyingly, your companion seems to know all of this.

Resolution for future holidays: Never ever let Klaus von Happe book the getaway.

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