"He is from the old country -Barcelona!" ought to put up a red flag. Some unusual dialect that cannot be understood ought to put up a red flag.
No, a holiday booking is a holiday booking.
Your companion thinks the whole situation is odd and decides to investigate -and gets a rather brusque response from one of the staff. Red flag anyone?
Then you find out -aliens!!! Yes, the unusual appearance and language spoken is all down to the hotel owner and staff being aliens out to launch a biological attack against humanity.
Annoyingly, your companion seems to know all of this.
Resolution for future holidays: Never ever let Klaus von Happe book the getaway.


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